emliyfields:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

phobias:

all of my friendships are more like friendshits 

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

naturally:

I miss you, but fuck you.